James: BUFFALO BUGER w/ tater tots. ½ lb buffalo burger with tomato, lettuce, onion and cheese on a toasted wheat bun.
HOW THEY STACK UP:
1. BACKGROUND 1 2 3 4 5
2. BONUSES 1 2 3 4 5
3. BUNDLE 1 2 3 4 5
4. BURGER 1 2 3 4 5
5. BUN 1 2 3 4 5
6. BOLDNESS 1 2 3 4 5
7. BARGAIN 1 2 3 4 5
8. BELT-BUSTING 1 2 3 4 5
9. BURDEN 1 2 3 4 5
10. BUZZ 1 2 3 4 5
TOTAL SCORE: 29
NOTES:
- the best part of eating this burger was the thought of ripping it up on this blog
- this burger sucks
- I got a buffalo burger and it was pre-made and shitty
- imagine taking ground meat, freezing it, thawing it, freezing it, thawing it, mixing it with paper mache, freezing it and then microwaving it, that would actually be better than trying to grind through this atrocity
- service is good, beer selection is ok
- nice outdoor area, burger is bad, very bad
- I honestly don’t know how to rank its belt-busting, I could easily demolish it, should it have been desirable, however it was way too much shitty burger to finish
- not finishing this burger was the best decision I’ve ever made
- horrible music
Matt (guest blogger): GUACAMOLE PEPPER JACK BUGER w/ fries. ½ lb. buffalo meat patty (substitution) with guacamole and pepper jack cheese on a toasted bun.
HOW THEY STACK UP:
1. BACKGROUND 1 2 3 4 5
2. BONUSES 1 2 3 4 5
3. BUNDLE 1 2 3 4 5
4. BURGER 1 2 3 4 5
5. BUN 1 2 3 4 5
6. BOLDNESS 1 2 3 4 5
7. BARGAIN 1 2 3 4 5
8. BELT-BUSTING 1 2 3 4 5
9. BURDEN 1 2 3 4 5
10. BUZZ 1 2 3 4 5
TOTAL SCORE: 27
NOTES:
1. Playing home sports on only a few tv’s without sound. Music selection sucked.
2. Good variety, but nothing special.
3. No lettuce or tomato c’mon! Guac had zero flavor.
4. Pre-frozen, not juicy, very little buffalo flavor. It was like eating a moccasin.
5. Held together nicely. No complaints.
6. I’ve had tastier tasting turds.
7. Expensive for a crappy, non-juicy burger.
8. Unfortunately finished without a problem.
9. No mess. Held together well.
10. Good house beer Shamrock Gold. I had 3.
