Have Blog Will Travel - Las Vegas: Burger Joint

Ben: ATOMIC BUGER. Burger, medium rare, with pepper bacon, pickled jalapenos, nacho cheese, shredded lettuce, onion and tomato on a sesame seed bun.

HOW THEY STACK UP:
1. BACKGROUND 1 2 3 4 5
2. BONUSES 1 2 3 4 5
3. BUNDLE 1 2 3 4 5
4. BURGER 1 2 3 4 5
5. BUN 1 2 3 4 5
6. BOLDNESS 1 2 3 4 5
7. BARGAIN 1 2 3 4 5
8. BELT-BUSTING 1 2 3 4 5
9. BURDEN 1 2 3 4 5
10. BUZZ 1 2 3 4 5

TOTAL SCORE: 31

NOTES:

- this joint made me feel like arthritis – swollen and sore

- they should call this the ballpark nacho burger, not bad if you like your cheese pumped

- service was excellent despite a poorly executed burger

- shredded lettuce and sesame seed bun screams cafeteria grade

- super sloppy and super lame bun that disintegrated when handled

- there were multiple bun options on the menu, but none were offered by the server

- according to the menu it was to have chipotle aioli (missing) and pepper jack cheese (nacho pump cheese)

James: CHORIZO BUGER. Burger, medium rare, with fried patty of mozzarella cheese and chorizo, shredded lettuce, onion and tomato on a sesame seed bun.

HOW THEY STACK UP:
1. BACKGROUND 1 2 3 4 5
2. BONUSES 1 2 3 4 5
3. BUNDLE 1 2 3 4 5
4. BURGER 1 2 3 4 5
5. BUN 1 2 3 4 5
6. BOLDNESS 1 2 3 4 5
7. BARGAIN 1 2 3 4 5
8. BELT-BUSTING 1 2 3 4 5
9. BURDEN 1 2 3 4 5
10. BUZZ 1 2 3 4 5

TOTAL SCORE: 33

NOTES:

- don’t get this burger, it will make you feel gross

- shredded lettuce is always a terrible move so you know it’s gonna suck when they first bring it

- they fried a whole piece of cheese with the chorizo and it was in the shape of the primary patty but bigger

- did I mention not to get this burger?

- 10 mozzarella sticks to a pound of oil on a pre-made burger patty is what it tasted like

- sucked, brah!

Darrin (guest blogger): Sant Fe BUGER. Burger, medium rare, with roasted Anaheim chile, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, onion and tomato on a sesame seed bun.

HOW THEY STACK UP:
1. BACKGROUND 1 2 3 4 5
2. BONUSES 1 2 3 4 5
3. BUNDLE 1 2 3 4 5
4. BURGER 1 2 3 4 5
5. BUN 1 2 3 4 5
6. BOLDNESS 1 2 3 4 5
7. BARGAIN 1 2 3 4 5
8. BELT-BUSTING 1 2 3 4 5
9. BURDEN 1 2 3 4 5
10. BUZZ 1 2 3 4 5

TOTAL SCORE: 35

NOTES:

- shit load of tv’s to look at, and that’s about it…